MONCHITOS WHITE TEE
• GEORG'S MACARONI (PROPER WAY TO DO IT)
• PUT HALF OF THE BUTTER IN THE SARTÉN AND THEN GIVE THE JAMON SERRANO A MAGIC REHOGADITA.
• WATCH OUT AND MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T FRY TOO MUCH OR IT WILL BE LIKE A FUKIN' PIECE OF CARDBOARD.
• BEAT IN A BOWL THE EGG YOLKS WITH THE CREAM AND ADD GOD PERFECT CREATION, NUEZ MOSCADA. NEVER ENOUGH.
• COOK THE MACARONIS IN ABUNDANT SALTY WATER, IF YOU DON'T KNOW, NOW YOU KNOW.
• DRAIN THE PASTA AND ADD IT WITH THE JAMON SERRANO. POUR THE CREAM ON TOP AND ADD THE REMAINING HALF BUTTER YOU WERE KEEPING FOR THE HARD WINTER YOU LITTLE SQUIRREL.
• NOW YOU ARE READY FOR LIFE, FAST, EASY AND PARA TODA LA FAMILIA.
• DON'T FORGET TO ADD THE PARMIGIGIGIGIANI!!
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